This was posted on my Facebook profile by a friend and i just had to share this for the benefit of all. :-)
the caption was
sometimes marks aren't everything, what matters more than marks is the ability to have sense in the face of nonsense questions, and that is what i call being "Street Smart" which is actually higher logic that masquerades as wit.
will not go into a debate about the "Intelligence quotient",( or IQ as most of us know it ) Street Smarts have nothing to do with IQ that is a topic for another day. These were the questions and their answers by our so called Genius Failure.
Question 1. In Which Battle did Napoleon Diethe caption was
"THE STUDENT WHO FAILED BUT DIDN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTION WRONG"
sometimes marks aren't everything, what matters more than marks is the ability to have sense in the face of nonsense questions, and that is what i call being "Street Smart" which is actually higher logic that masquerades as wit.
will not go into a debate about the "Intelligence quotient",( or IQ as most of us know it ) Street Smarts have nothing to do with IQ that is a topic for another day. These were the questions and their answers by our so called Genius Failure.
Answer: His Last Battle
Question 2. Where was the Declaration of independence signed
Answer: At the Bottom of the Page
Question 3. River Ravi Flows in Which State
Answer: Liquid
Question 4. What is the Main Reason for Divorce
Answer: Marriage
Question 5. What is the main reason for failure
Answer: Exams
Question 6. What can you never Eat for Breakfast
Answer: Lunch & Dinner
Question 7. What Looks like half an apple ?
Answer: The Other Half
Question 8. If you Throw a Red stone in the blue sea what will happen
Answer: It will simply get wet
Question 9. How can a Man go Eight Days without sleeping
Answer: No Problem, He only sleeps during the Night
Question 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand
Answer: You will never find an elephant with one hand
Question 11. If you had Three Apples and Four Oranges in One hand, and Five apples and Four Oranges in the other hand what would you have
Answer: Really Big Hands
Question 8. It took Eight Men Ten Hours to Build a Wall, How long will it take Four Men to Build It
Answer: No Time at All, The Wall is Already Built
Question 8. How can you Drop a Raw Egg on a Concrete Floor without Breaking it
Answer: Any Way you want, Concrete Floors are Really Hard to Crack
It was also mentioned that the examiner fainted after reading the paper, :-)
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